Oddy
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I'll drip if you swirl.
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Post by Oddy on Mar 4, 2018 13:02:44 GMT
Saw that this section of the forum was empty, so I figured i'd share my Haiku that I wrote awhile back:
Haiku are all crap
Repetitive syllable
Fuck you i'm clever
YOUR TURN!
(I'm serious, my satire Haiku is real check it.)
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Bardothren
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We're working on it!
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 4, 2018 15:37:44 GMT
I'm down for a little haiku. Great thinking Oddy!
I take a haiku
Through a wooded countryside
And get really lost.
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Post by The Abbster yo !!!!! 248 on Mar 4, 2018 16:00:43 GMT
Bardothren, Oddy
Both are counting syllables
Wish I could do that too
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2018 17:13:03 GMT
The red lion
Saw the white hen
The red lion ate her.
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Pudding
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Hang on in there!
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Post by Pudding on Mar 5, 2018 0:33:33 GMT
The water rippled
My lone reflection quivers
I cry in silence
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Oddy
Playwriter
I'll drip if you swirl.
Posts: 20
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Post by Oddy on Mar 6, 2018 3:10:55 GMT
I sat here alone
Waiting for you to call me
But you never did
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DeusPro
Playwriter
NO TROLLING
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Post by DeusPro on Mar 6, 2018 3:58:01 GMT
Here I am, alone
Procrastinate? Never! Hah!
I'm a bad liar.
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Oddy
Playwriter
I'll drip if you swirl.
Posts: 20
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Post by Oddy on Mar 6, 2018 18:53:07 GMT
Singing soft whispers
I'm listening to their wind
Feign neutrality
Have some more. I'm on a spree lately.
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Pudding
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Hang on in there!
Posts: 218
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Post by Pudding on Mar 6, 2018 23:54:11 GMT
A darkness beckons
Deep from within the abyss
I am led astray
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DeusPro
Playwriter
NO TROLLING
Posts: 189
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Post by DeusPro on Mar 6, 2018 23:55:21 GMT
Fergie likes to sing
But she’s really fucking bad
National anthem dead
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Fifi
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Fourth Horseman of the Moderators
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Post by Fifi on Mar 7, 2018 5:23:48 GMT
I made an error
Two posts created today
But meant only one
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Fifi
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Fourth Horseman of the Moderators
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Post by Fifi on Mar 7, 2018 5:27:22 GMT
The weather comes 'round Spring comes faster every day Why is it so cold |
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Glitter
Administrator
Just trying to work shit out.
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Post by Glitter on Mar 7, 2018 11:05:31 GMT
This is a haiku
It is not a very good one
I don't give a fuck
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Pudding
Moderator
Hang on in there!
Posts: 218
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Post by Pudding on Mar 7, 2018 12:04:21 GMT
Shooting stars aglow
They reignite lost passions
But will they crumble
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Nero
Playwriter
It's cool to know nothing
Posts: 41
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Post by Nero on Mar 7, 2018 12:57:40 GMT
Hello internet!!!!
Time for another lets-play
Minecraft part ninety!
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Post by The Abbster yo !!!!! 248 on Mar 7, 2018 14:03:54 GMT
Let's all make haiku
That's a perfect start for one
How d'you write an end?
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Nero
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Post by Nero on Mar 7, 2018 15:45:01 GMT
So we're doing this are we
Five is a number
Seven is a number too
I prefer five more
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Bardothren
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 7, 2018 15:58:17 GMT
Please put some effort
Into counting syllables
For the love of God.
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DeusPro
Playwriter
NO TROLLING
Posts: 189
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Post by DeusPro on Mar 7, 2018 16:26:30 GMT
Yes, we are counting
Can you see the last four posts?
GP, why do this?
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2018 18:53:07 GMT
In the empty mirror
Our self is revealed before us
The mirror got full
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Pudding
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Hang on in there!
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Post by Pudding on Mar 7, 2018 20:27:10 GMT
I am then cocooned
By winter's cruel embrace
Its everlasting
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Nero
Playwriter
It's cool to know nothing
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Post by Nero on Mar 8, 2018 0:15:38 GMT
Keith can't do haiku
His syllables are all wrong
But at least he tries
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Pusheen
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meow
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Post by Pusheen on Mar 8, 2018 3:13:04 GMT
and i tried
oh my god do i try
but i cant haiku right
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Fifi
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Fourth Horseman of the Moderators
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Post by Fifi on Mar 8, 2018 4:12:46 GMT
You can make Haiku
It's pretty easy to do
Just five seven five
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Nero
Playwriter
It's cool to know nothing
Posts: 41
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Post by Nero on Mar 8, 2018 6:18:42 GMT
and i tried oh my god do i try but i cant haiku right I wake in the morn' Step outside, take a deep breath And I get real high |
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Oddy
Playwriter
I'll drip if you swirl.
Posts: 20
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Post by Oddy on Mar 8, 2018 6:44:05 GMT
I believe in this
Together we can do it
Playwrite will succeed
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Nero
Playwriter
It's cool to know nothing
Posts: 41
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Post by Nero on Mar 8, 2018 7:21:20 GMT
I yank on her arm
“I’ll die in this shopping mall”
Mum pretends she's deaf
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Pusheen
Administrator
meow
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Post by Pusheen on Mar 8, 2018 10:10:23 GMT
and i tried oh my god do i try but i cant haiku right I wake in the morn' Step outside, take a deep breath And I get real high And yeah I will scream From the top of my lungs, yeah What is going on |
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Glitter
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Just trying to work shit out.
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Post by Glitter on Mar 8, 2018 10:13:34 GMT
I wake in the morn' Step outside, take a deep breath And I get real high And yeah I will scream From the top of my lungs, yeah What is going on hey-ya-ay-ya-hey- ya-ay-ya-hey-ya-ay-ya- hey-ya-ay-ya-hey |
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Nero
Playwriter
It's cool to know nothing
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Post by Nero on Mar 8, 2018 21:29:56 GMT
And yeah I will scream From the top of my lungs, yeah What is going on hey-ya-ay-ya-hey- ya-ay-ya-hey-ya-ay-ya- hey-ya-ay-ya-hey So I cry sometimes When I'm lying in my bed To get it all out have we finally reached the pinnacle of haiku |
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