Flamingo
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Cows are beautiful animals.
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 3, 2018 8:38:42 GMT
Hello, this is Flamingo, with the very first RtD game of these forums! "Just what is this?" Well, this is a quite popular game with simple rules and awesome opportunities for writing epic stories. I'd be wrong to not mention Lovefool and Snaz (two members from another forum and friends of mine) who host their own and heavily inspired this one.
For every action that is made, I will roll a 1d6 die to see the results of that action.
1. A big fail.
2. A less big fail.
3. A sort of fail.
4. A success.
5. A bigger success.
6. A great success.
And then the rolls only possible with roll modifiers.
0. Congratulations; you played yourself. A bad event will follow.
7. You did it; you get a good thing A good event will follow.
So, if your action is "Make toast."
1. No, toasters are not activated by lighters. You burn down your house.
2. You check back after 2 hours and find a scorched toaster and charcoal.
3. You get a badly burned piece of toast. Is it edible... no. Ugh.
4. You get a piece of toast. Yay.
5. The toast pops out already buttered and now tastes delicious... somehow. You detect a subtle hint of fancy spices.
6. The toast comes out glowing. You eat it and feel brilliant. You now have bread powers.
0. A portal appears and toast soldiers come out. You turn to them just as spears are leveled at you. You aren't given a chance before you are skewered and killed. A general comes out of the portal and orders the soldiers to kill everybody for daring to eat toast. They shove your body into a toaster.
7. The toast gods grant you powers beyond comprehension. You get access to the toast world, and dominion over the toast people. Use them as you see fit.
If you attack somebody or are attacked, you must roll to dodge.
There are two types of being hurt - injured and mutilated. Basically, if you are mutilated, get injured again and you will die. If you are injured, get mutilated afterwards and you will die.
1. Critical hit - your target dies instantly.
2. Massive hit - our target is mutilated.
3. Hit - your target is injured.
4. Miss - you miss.
5. Stagger - you miss and are caught off balance.
6. Counter - you miss and your target counterattacks, and you must Roll To Dodge!
So, you're just a bunch of people who ignore each other; however, because of an ominous event, you're all put inside a room. You will now have to escape; however, how? |
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Post by L'Belle on Mar 3, 2018 10:10:08 GMT
I try to break open the door!
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DeusPro
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NO TROLLING
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Post by DeusPro on Mar 3, 2018 16:57:06 GMT
TIME TO CONTINUE RUNNING GAG!
Create stand out of thin air :DDD
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Zoska
Playwriter
It's my goal to use every Discord emoji I have.
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Post by Zoska on Mar 3, 2018 17:32:11 GMT
I'd like an army of cats.
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Flamingo
Playwriter
Cows are beautiful animals.
Posts: 379
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 3, 2018 21:30:16 GMT
Well then, time for the first round. I hope luck is by your side!
ROUND #1
L'Belle's post: I try to break open the door!
Outcome: 1.
You fail to break open the door, and, ironically, break your own leg while trying. [Note: Your next roll will have a +1 modifier.]
DeusPro's post: Create stand out of thin air :DDD
Outcome: 3.
You fail to generate a Stand - no negative effects arise.
Zoska's post: I'd like an army of cats.
Outcome: 1.
An army of cats spawns inside the room, brutally attacking everyone. [Note: Your next roll will have a +1 modifier.] You must now roll to dodge!
ROLL TO DODGE #1
Savage party of cats VERSUS L'Belle: 6. The attack misses, and the cats must now roll to dodge!
Counterattack: 1. The party is defeated by a rapid sequence of hits.
Savage party of cats VERSUS DeusPro: 6. The attack misses, and the cats must now roll to dodge!
Counterattack: 3. The cats fall victim to a vicious attack! They are now injured.
Savage party of cats VERSUS Zoska: 6. The attack misses, and the cats must now roll to dodge!
Counterattack: 6. The cats evade Zoska's attack, and she must now roll to dodge!
Counterattack - round 2: 2. Being the one who called for them, the cats consider Zoska to be the main threat in the room; therefore, they focus all of their strenght on trying to kill her. After a powerful attack, Zoska is now mutilated.
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Post by L'Belle on Mar 3, 2018 22:02:06 GMT
Oh ffs. At least I defeated the cats.
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Zoska
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It's my goal to use every Discord emoji I have.
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Post by Zoska on Mar 3, 2018 23:04:28 GMT
Absolute rip
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DeusPro
Playwriter
NO TROLLING
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Post by DeusPro on Mar 3, 2018 23:19:35 GMT
Nuke the cats into oblivion and replace them with dogs
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Flamingo
Playwriter
Cows are beautiful animals.
Posts: 379
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 4, 2018 21:30:48 GMT
Another day, another round.
ROUND #2
DeusPro's post: Nuke the cats into oblivion and replace them with dogs
Outcome: 4.
You destroy the army of cats; in their place, a platoon of friendly dogs appears. Pet them!
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Post by The Abbster yo !!!!! 248 on Mar 4, 2018 21:31:51 GMT
Can i leave the dogs alone
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DeusPro
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NO TROLLING
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Post by DeusPro on Mar 5, 2018 0:08:52 GMT
I'll get the dogs to try and find a way out.
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Post by L'Belle on Mar 5, 2018 9:59:34 GMT
I'll pet the dogs.
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Zoska
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It's my goal to use every Discord emoji I have.
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Post by Zoska on Mar 5, 2018 17:12:59 GMT
I'd like to regenerate whatever the heck those demon cats mutilated, k thnx.
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Flamingo
Playwriter
Cows are beautiful animals.
Posts: 379
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 7, 2018 5:13:46 GMT
ROUND #3
Abby's post: Can i leave the dogs alone
Outcome: 3.
You fail to leave the dogs alone.
DeusPro's post: I'll get the dogs to try and find a way out.
Outcome: 6.
You use the dogs and find a way out of the room: a door hidden deep within the darkness. You attempt to enter it, but it needs a key.
L'Belle's post: I'll pet the dogs.
Outcome: 4 + 1 = 5.
You pet the dogs. They appreciate it, and instantly recognize you as the kindest person in the group.
Zoska's post: I'd like to regenerate whatever the heck those demon cats mutilated, k thnx.
Outcome: 5 + 1 = 6.
You heal completely; amazingly, you gain healing powers.
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Fifi
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Post by Fifi on Mar 7, 2018 5:44:34 GMT
Easy enough.
I pick up one of the dogs and realize it was the key the whole time, and open the door.
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SML6
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I'm feeling sp00py
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Post by SML6 on Mar 7, 2018 19:38:58 GMT
I swim through a window even though there's no water to swim in or window to swim through
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Mewtwo
Playwriter
praise plugg
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Post by Mewtwo on Mar 7, 2018 19:51:50 GMT
Eat the door
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Flamingo
Playwriter
Cows are beautiful animals.
Posts: 379
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 8, 2018 21:07:48 GMT
ROUND #4Fifi's post: Easy enough.
I pick up one of the dogs and realize it was the key the whole time, and open the door.
Outcome: 5.
You grab one of the dogs and use it as a key! The door opens, and behind it, appears a corridor...
SML6's post: I swim through a window even though there's no water to swim in or window to swim through
Outcome: 6.
Logic crisis! Your action is impossible, and, therefore, you don't do anything.
Mewtwo's post: Eat the door
Outcome: 2.
You try to eat the door, but you break your teeth while trying... Ouch. That hurt. Consider that you're injured now.
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Zoska
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It's my goal to use every Discord emoji I have.
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Post by Zoska on Mar 8, 2018 23:02:27 GMT
I'd like to heal Mewtwo with those snazzy healing powers I somehow acquired.
edit: watch as I become the party healer, y'all better be grateful
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Post by L'Belle on Mar 9, 2018 10:19:55 GMT
I explore.
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SML6
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I'm feeling sp00py
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Post by SML6 on Mar 9, 2018 17:59:03 GMT
Why won't you let me swim through a non-existent window?
Ok, I grab a saw, cut a table in half, use the teo halves to make a whole, and go through the hole.
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Flamingo
Playwriter
Cows are beautiful animals.
Posts: 379
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 9, 2018 18:28:05 GMT
ROUND #5
Zoska's post: I'd like to heal Mewtwo with those snazzy healing powers I somehow acquired.
Outcome: 3.
Your powers don't have an effect on Mewtwo's body - why's that? From now on, Mewtwo can't be healed by other party members.
L'Belle's post: I explore.
Outcome: 6.
You explore the room, and find yet another door! But the latch looks weird... Will you try opening it?
SML6's post: Ok, I grab a saw, cut a table in half, use the teo halves to make a whole, and go through the hole.
Outcome: 5.
You do so, and fall to the floor. What a bad idea, haha! However, you have a feeling that trying again could help.
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Fifi
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Fourth Horseman of the Moderators
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Post by Fifi on Mar 10, 2018 7:25:03 GMT
I grab a power saw from the pile of saws apparently just lying around and try to cut the latch on L'Belle's door.
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Post by L'Belle on Mar 10, 2018 9:56:20 GMT
I meanwhile cheer her on and help with little things fifi needs.
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Zoska
Playwriter
It's my goal to use every Discord emoji I have.
Posts: 89
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Post by Zoska on Mar 10, 2018 15:02:54 GMT
I explore the room a little more, trying to anything of use.
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Flamingo
Playwriter
Cows are beautiful animals.
Posts: 379
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 12, 2018 12:06:46 GMT
ROUND #6
Fifi's post: I grab a power saw from the pile of saws apparently just lying around and try to cut the latch on L'Belle's door.
Outcome: 2.
You grab the saw, and, in a vain effort, cut your left hand. It's bleeding, and if you don't heal in the next three turns, you'll die.
L'Belle's post: I meanwhile cheer her on and help with little things fifi needs.
Outcome: 2.
Although you try, you simply cannot cheer Fifi, and his emotional state slowly gets worse.
Zoska's post: I explore the room a little more, trying to anything of use.
Outcome: 1.
While searching, you soon realize that you're lost inside the room. A weird sound startles you, and, when you try to find out what is it, you notice two bright eyes shining in the middle of the darkness.
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Pudding
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Hang on in there!
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Post by Pudding on Mar 13, 2018 3:33:04 GMT
I try to open the door with the weird latch L'Belle found while exploring.
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Zoska
Playwriter
It's my goal to use every Discord emoji I have.
Posts: 89
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Post by Zoska on Mar 13, 2018 20:01:34 GMT
While searching, you soon realize that you're lost inside the room. A weird sound startles you, and, when you try to find out what is it, you notice two bright eyes shining in the middle of the darkness.
 Pls GM, have mercy on my blackened soul. I'd like to nope the heck out of there and try and make my way back to Fifi and L'Belle. |
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Fifi
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Post by Fifi on Mar 13, 2018 20:11:59 GMT
Okay, this is bad. I want to tear off a part of my shirt and use it to bandage my poor hand.
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DeusPro
Playwriter
NO TROLLING
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Post by DeusPro on Mar 15, 2018 0:39:33 GMT
I cut a large hole in the wall.
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