Funny Chat Group Moments

Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:38 PM
Okay, dilemma. You get nothing, but every time you make a bad pun, you grow a wicked mexican mustache that stays for an hour. Making another pun doesn't make it last longer, instead the mustache grows
Foxrally - Last Thursday at 8:38 PM
is that a dilemma
or one of the things you get in heaven
PastelPhoenix - Last Thursday at 8:39 PM
^
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:40 PM
Okay, Fox, I have an actual good one, that people so far have been very divided on
you get a million dollars but
you have to ride a horse for a year
you can't get off the horse
except to sleep
but
the horse magically fits through doors and into normal sized rooms
Foxrally - Last Thursday at 8:41 PM
well shit I mean
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:41 PM
and it can go 120 km an hour on the highway
Foxrally - Last Thursday at 8:41 PM
damn that's a bonus
PastelPhoenix - Last Thursday at 8:41 PM
Am I allowed to move to the Mongolian steppes?
Foxrally - Last Thursday at 8:41 PM
is it a unicorn too
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:41 PM
kill the horse, glue a chunk of it to your behind so you're still riding it
and just live your life
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:41 PM
I mean you have the money for it
ffs fox
did i say unicorn?
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:41 PM
technically riding the horse but not really
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:41 PM
no
i fuckin didn't
i said horse
it's a fucking horse
Golgari - Last Thursday at 8:42 PM
lmao
Foxrally - Last Thursday at 8:42 PM
fuck you I want a unicorn
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:42 PM
that's not technically riding a horse, that's animal cruelty, bac
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:42 PM
put it on your feet instead?
horse flesh shoes?
PastelPhoenix - Last Thursday at 8:42 PM
I mean, a million dollars to live out a Mongolian warrior fantasy.
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:42 PM
riding a horse implieds riding, and horse
Foxrally - Last Thursday at 8:42 PM
for a farm boy you'd expect some more animal love
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:42 PM
that's neither
PastelPhoenix - Last Thursday at 8:42 PM
But in reality, I don't like horses.
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:42 PM
that's standing on meet strips
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:42 PM
okay take a chunk of the horse and glue wheels to it
and then just ride on that
Foxrally - Last Thursday at 8:43 PM
going with bac's theory, what if you glue it to your balls
Ethereal Wizard - Last Thursday at 8:43 PM
😐
Foxrally - Last Thursday at 8:43 PM
that's riding innit
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:43 PM
oh my
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:43 PM
so, say áyyayay if you'd do it, say no if you wouldn't
chunck of horse isn't horse bac
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:43 PM
it's horse
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:43 PM
it's fucking chunck of horse
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:43 PM
its just dead horse
Red's Hawt Chibi Pelippers - Last Thursday at 8:44 PM
what even
is this
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:44 PM
You have to ride a live horse for it to count
would you do it Red's Hawt Chibi Pelippers?
Red's Hawt Chibi Pelippers - Last Thursday at 8:44 PM
yea sure
can it be a pony though
thats a sort of horse
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:44 PM
no
it's a horse
Red's Hawt Chibi Pelippers - Last Thursday at 8:44 PM
it is though
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:44 PM
what if I surgicially removed it's legs so it would be low to the ground
Ethereal Wizard - Last Thursday at 8:44 PM
Can you make it a pony or miniature horse?
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:44 PM
and then put wheels on it
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:44 PM
WHY DOES NOONE ACCEPT JUST REGULAR HORSES HERE
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:44 PM
it's still alive but now it's a lot shorter.
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:44 PM
YOU CAN'T ALTER THE HORSE
Red's Hawt Chibi Pelippers - Last Thursday at 8:44 PM
I think riding a horse for a year would be pretty cool but my legs would be kind of sore
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:45 PM
okay fine
Red's Hawt Chibi Pelippers - Last Thursday at 8:45 PM
kind of askew even
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:45 PM
but what if the horse spontaneously dies
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:45 PM
IT HAS TO BE A HORSE ACCORDING TO THE PHILOSOPHICAL THEORY OF PLATO'S IDEA CAVE
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:45 PM
say from
Ethereal Wizard - Last Thursday at 8:45 PM
What about color, what color is it?
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:45 PM
an overdose of rat poison
or xanax
idk.
PastelPhoenix - Last Thursday at 8:45 PM
Okay. So can we exchange the horse for a really large dog?
Red's Hawt Chibi Pelippers - Last Thursday at 8:45 PM
I actually know what the idea cave is, I feel smart
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:45 PM
you can pick the colour
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:45 PM
you never know with them horses.
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:45 PM
no, no large dogs
Red's Hawt Chibi Pelippers - Last Thursday at 8:45 PM
what color is the horse
in the idea cave
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:45 PM
generally, I have a variant for the people that say no
Ethereal Wizard - Last Thursday at 8:46 PM
I want a purple one, and then I'll tape an Ice cream cone to its head
Red's Hawt Chibi Pelippers - Last Thursday at 8:46 PM
if it's a white horse it might get dirty
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:46 PM
as colour doesn't dictate a horse being a horse, the idea version of the horse can be any colour you want
yeah that's fine
PastelPhoenix - Last Thursday at 8:46 PM
Well, if the cave is dark enough the horse is invisible
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:46 PM
no surgical attaching of the Ice cream cone though
Red's Hawt Chibi Pelippers - Last Thursday at 8:46 PM
wow it'd look like i was flying
with an invisible horse
Ethereal Wizard - Last Thursday at 8:46 PM
:"(
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:46 PM
as i said before what happens if the horse dies
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:46 PM
it's a magical horse it doesn't die
unless you do
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:46 PM
but
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:46 PM
in like a car crash
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:46 PM
what if it does
Ethereal Wizard - Last Thursday at 8:47 PM
Then I'd jump off of buildings and be a superhero, horseman!
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:47 PM
it doesn't. This isn't philosophy, Bac, stop asking silly questions
Red's Hawt Chibi Pelippers - Last Thursday at 8:47 PM
I'd want a guarantee that I couldn't die
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:47 PM
Yeah, you'd die from that fall, so so would the horse
Red's Hawt Chibi Pelippers - Last Thursday at 8:47 PM
else not worth it
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:47 PM
it doesn't die from old age or sickness tho
PastelPhoenix - Last Thursday at 8:47 PM
A million dollars plus invincibility sounds good.
Live out all my dumb dreams
Just with a horse now
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:48 PM
you're not invincible tho
the horse is just a sturdy ass motherfucker
PastelPhoenix - Last Thursday at 8:48 PM
But I thought it was a horse, not an ass
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:48 PM
what if I get pushed off the horse
Ethereal Wizard - Last Thursday at 8:48 PM
Wait is this a forever thing, or just for a limited time?
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:48 PM
a year
Ethereal Wizard - Last Thursday at 8:49 PM
ahh
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:49 PM
you can't be pushed off. The horse'll fall over, I guess, if it's pushed hard enough though
Ethereal Wizard - Last Thursday at 8:49 PM
that's reasonable
I'd do it
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:49 PM
what if someone cuts your legs off at the waist and lifts you off?
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:49 PM
you'd die
stupid question
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:49 PM
maybe not.
if there were surgeons there to stitch me up quickly I might live.
PastelPhoenix - Last Thursday at 8:50 PM
For the record, my vote is neigh on this idea
Ethereal Wizard - Last Thursday at 8:50 PM
what if someone pushes the horse off a cliff while you're sleeping?
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:50 PM
Really good surgeons I..
Ethereal Wizard - Last Thursday at 8:50 PM
FUN
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:50 PM
what's so hard to understand
PastelPhoenix - Last Thursday at 8:50 PM
Congrats Bac. You payed a million dollars to be paralyzed.
Ethereal Wizard - Last Thursday at 8:50 PM
I want one without the money now
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:51 PM
I'd use my money to get an awesome wheelchair.
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:51 PM
y'all act like you've never encountered a magical soulbound horse before
I don't think you'd have much left after paying the surgeons
and the people to cut you in half
Ethereal Wizard - Last Thursday at 8:51 PM
^
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:51 PM
but maybe i'd get a thousand dollars.
PastelPhoenix - Last Thursday at 8:51 PM
I never had enough money to buy that upgrade
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:51 PM
Let me alter the deal
it's not a horse
Ethereal Wizard - Last Thursday at 8:51 PM
bac it's for a year, just deal with it
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:51 PM
it's a blue whale
as big as a horse
Ethereal Wizard - Last Thursday at 8:51 PM
never nope never
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:51 PM
with wheels
PastelPhoenix - Last Thursday at 8:52 PM
Yes
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:52 PM
yes
PastelPhoenix - Last Thursday at 8:52 PM
Whale bus
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:52 PM
put me on that whale
I will make money with that whale
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:52 PM
and it doesn't explode on land
Ethereal Wizard - Last Thursday at 8:52 PM
Whales are gross
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:52 PM
it just does fine
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:52 PM
i'll have like 10 million dollars by the time im away from that dumb whale
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:52 PM
it also talkes and is named Gerome
PastelPhoenix - Last Thursday at 8:52 PM
Is this supposed to be negatives?
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:52 PM
it can only go 110 km an hour on the high way however
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:52 PM
im going to join a freakshow and make money with gerome
ill let kids throw rocks at him for fun
or maybe popcorn
that i will also charge for
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:53 PM
Gerome has a certain degree of indepence and is alowed to sign legal contracts too
Ethereal Wizard - Last Thursday at 8:53 PM
Also the horse, can it be olymic speed and can we accept in 4 years?
PastelPhoenix - Last Thursday at 8:53 PM
Jokes on them, high way speed around me isn't even 110 km
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:53 PM
i mean.
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:53 PM
no but it can be paralympic speed and in a wheel chair
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:53 PM
who are they gonna listen to? a respected millionaire such as myself or some freakish whale?
Ethereal Wizard - Last Thursday at 8:54 PM
But all we need to do is make the olympics be on a highwayand I
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:54 PM
yes the fourteen year old stuck on a whale, the respected millionare
Ethereal Wizard - Last Thursday at 8:54 PM
d win though right?
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:54 PM
i'd pay them to ignore the whale and sign me
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:54 PM
there's no whale races in the olympics
that's illegal
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:54 PM
😉
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:54 PM
Gerome is a legal entity and capable of taking you to court
he's generally pretty chill though
and he his a wicked flax mustache
PastelPhoenix - Last Thursday at 8:55 PM
Can we choose the wheel location? Maybe I want motorcycle whale instead of car whale
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:55 PM
the wheels are at the bottom
and very small
but good
good wheels
which is Gerome's high school nickname
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:55 PM
what if i become really mean and borderline abusive to gerome
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:55 PM
Gerome "Good wheels, good whales, good feels," Jenkins
Gerome can decide to not listen to you anymore
I mean, he's pretty chill overall
Foxrally - Last Thursday at 8:56 PM
ben are you high, drunk, cosplaying as emmett or all three
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:56 PM
and he has this pretty wicked flax mustache,
but that doesn't mean
he'd accept abuse
Fox, how you feelin' Gerome?
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:56 PM
then i'd take him to court for abusing me
Foxrally - Last Thursday at 8:57 PM
11/10 would bang
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:57 PM
Yes lawyers will take you seriously for suieing a whale
also Gerome is wicked rich
which is why his wicked flax mustache is so well maintained
he's also pretty good at grinding on his skateboard
Newclear Turkey - Last Thursday at 8:57 PM
ill tell them he tried to eat me.
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:58 PM
and he has a backpack on which the logo is scratched out to say a crude word
Gerome is pretty cool overall
Foxrally - Last Thursday at 8:58 PM
damn
I'd let him sit at my lunch table
how's his footwear situation though
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:59 PM
he's got pretty mean kicks
not as wicked as his mustache comparetively, but they're pretty mean, ya feel me
Foxrally - Last Thursday at 8:59 PM
so hot n bothered atm
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 8:59 PM
he also got, and excuse me for the wording, a big ass whale dick
Foxrally - Last Thursday at 9:00 PM
subtle as an atomic bomb
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 9:00 PM
he also freestyle somewhere, and tends to wear a cool snapback with the sticker still on
Ethereal Wizard - Last Thursday at 9:00 PM
Can we make him not a whale? WHales are gross
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 9:01 PM
and he's got those sunglasses that aren't glasses, but have those bars instead
nah gerome is a whale
he's pretty chill, don't worry
he's also got a sick grill, but it's fake
just aluminum foil really
but it's still pretty sick
Grey Bidoof - Last Thursday at 9:59 PM
And I suddenly remembered where all or our interesting conversations came from
Good to have you back Ben
Ice (Ben) - Last Thursday at 10:00 PM
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