Flamingo
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Cows are beautiful animals.
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 3, 2018 4:52:26 GMT
This is a rather simple game that's popular between a lot of forums. I'll insert an example as to how are your posts expected to be!
Hypothetical case Member #1: I wish to turn into a pretzel. Member #2: Granted! However, you're quickly eaten by a random passerby. Ouch! Now, I wish for my old, slow car to turn into a new, fast Maserati! Member #3: Granted! However, you cannot manage such speed, and soon enough you end up crashing against a wall. Oops!
And so on. Now, to start the game: I wish to become a huge butterfly with laser eyes!
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Hypurr
Playwriter
A Normal-Type Pokémon Fan, turned into a Heatmor.
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Post by Hypurr on Mar 3, 2018 4:54:27 GMT
Granted, but then you were unaware and got trapped inside a spider web as they approach you.
I wish I can cleave the ocean with a stick.
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DeusPro
Playwriter
NO TROLLING
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Post by DeusPro on Mar 3, 2018 4:58:08 GMT
Granted, but it only parts the ocean by a barely more discernible amount than if you just stuck a stick into the ocean.
I wish to become giant so I can see everything.
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Flamingo
Playwriter
Cows are beautiful animals.
Posts: 379
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 3, 2018 5:58:47 GMT
Granted, you become giant! However, buildings prove to be an obstacle for you and you eventually trip and fall over the ocean. That hurt.
I wish to eat the most delicious donut ever... Hmm, donuts...
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Hypurr
Playwriter
A Normal-Type Pokémon Fan, turned into a Heatmor.
Posts: 37
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Post by Hypurr on Mar 3, 2018 6:03:06 GMT
Granted, but it has ants in it.
I wish I can shoot thunder from my fingers.
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Post by L'Belle on Mar 3, 2018 7:54:10 GMT
Ok you can, but for every time you shoot thunder, a baby gets hurt.
I want to fly!
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Zoska
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It's my goal to use every Discord emoji I have.
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Post by Zoska on Mar 3, 2018 12:50:57 GMT
You can fly, but only for 30 minutes at a time, then you have to let your ability recharge for an hour. Best hope you weren't flying. I wanna be able to instantly teleport anywhere.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2018 13:05:59 GMT
Granted but your ability was usable once only
I wish I could sleep earlier
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Post by L'Belle on Mar 3, 2018 13:47:22 GMT
Granted but you wake up very early too.
I want Pizza.
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Hypurr
Playwriter
A Normal-Type Pokémon Fan, turned into a Heatmor.
Posts: 37
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Post by Hypurr on Mar 3, 2018 16:19:43 GMT
Granted, but the pizza is already bad.
I wish I can be lucky with the next gacha roll.
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Post by L'Belle on Mar 3, 2018 16:39:35 GMT
Granted, but you lose half your good units.
I wish I had a plane.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2018 16:42:45 GMT
Granted but it'll crash on the first flight
I wish I weren't lazy in some things
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Flamingo
Playwriter
Cows are beautiful animals.
Posts: 379
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 3, 2018 17:45:09 GMT
Granted, you're not lazy anymore! You can really feel how your laziness disappears as the responsabilities keep on growing, and growing, and... Welps. You'll never have a nap, ever again.
I wish to be a ninja!
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Post by L'Belle on Mar 3, 2018 17:58:27 GMT
Granted, but you'll become fat.
I wish for a pegasus pokémon.
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DeusPro
Playwriter
NO TROLLING
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Post by DeusPro on Mar 3, 2018 19:09:41 GMT
Granted, but you’re in a Nuzlocke and a Voltorb comes along and shocks it to death.
I wish to sing better
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Post by GanguEevee on Mar 3, 2018 19:36:06 GMT
Granted! But now you can't talk normally and can only ever sing. I wish to have friends.
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Flamingo
Playwriter
Cows are beautiful animals.
Posts: 379
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 3, 2018 19:38:14 GMT
Granted! They all turn out to be worse than expected, though... With friends like that, who needs enemies?
I wish to turn into a Quagsire.
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Post by L'Belle on Mar 3, 2018 20:38:12 GMT
Granted, but you'll be surrounded by grass types at all times.
I wish to live in Unova.
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Zoska
Playwriter
It's my goal to use every Discord emoji I have.
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Post by Zoska on Mar 3, 2018 21:21:16 GMT
Granted, but Ghetsis is the ruler.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of ham.
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Bardothren
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We're working on it!
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 3, 2018 21:35:13 GMT
Granted! But you'll have to butcher all the pigs yourself.
I wish for a wish that couldn't be corrupted.
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Flamingo
Playwriter
Cows are beautiful animals.
Posts: 379
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 3, 2018 21:36:41 GMT
Granted! Why would you like to swim in a pool of sulfur, though...?
I wish to destroy the universe with a spoon.
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Zoska
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It's my goal to use every Discord emoji I have.
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Post by Zoska on Mar 3, 2018 23:07:54 GMT
Granted, but you'll have to use that spoon to create a new universe.
I wish I'd never have to sleep.
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DeusPro
Playwriter
NO TROLLING
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Post by DeusPro on Mar 3, 2018 23:44:11 GMT
Granted, but you constantly feel tired and close to the edge of dying, but aren’t allowed to take yourself out of your misery wait holy shit that got dark quickly...
I wish that I had a homework finishing machine.
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Bardothren
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We're working on it!
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 3, 2018 23:56:20 GMT
Done, but it does all your homework in Wingdings.
I wish I could be an extra in Game of Thrones.
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Post by The Abbster yo !!!!! 248 on Mar 4, 2018 2:41:55 GMT
Granted! But now you actually die to be more realistic.
I wish that i could sleep rn
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Flamingo
Playwriter
Cows are beautiful animals.
Posts: 379
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 4, 2018 2:47:37 GMT
Granted! However, your sleep never ends, turning this seemingly innocent wish into a curse.
I wish to eat a pretzel.
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Hypurr
Playwriter
A Normal-Type Pokémon Fan, turned into a Heatmor.
Posts: 37
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Post by Hypurr on Mar 4, 2018 5:38:47 GMT
Granted, but it fell inside the toilet.
I wish I can see mom again.
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Post by L'Belle on Mar 4, 2018 7:19:07 GMT
Granted, but she will bother you 10 hours a day.
I wish to win mafia.
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Flamingo
Playwriter
Cows are beautiful animals.
Posts: 379
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 4, 2018 8:01:34 GMT
Granted! You win the next mafia game you play, at the cost of losing every other one... Whew.
I wish to be a cute dog.
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Post by L'Belle on Mar 4, 2018 9:18:30 GMT
You will be! However, you will overtime grow to be a hideous monster.
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