Flamingo
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 10, 2018 9:56:05 GMT
Granted! You also clear yourself in the process, though, completely destroying any records of your existence.
I wish I was better at competitive Pokémon.
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 10, 2018 15:33:46 GMT
Granted. You are now the undisputed champion of Gen III NU Tier Competitive Pokemon.
I wish that the person after me doesn't corrupt this wish.
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Post by Zoska on Mar 10, 2018 17:12:05 GMT
Granted, but every wish you make after this one will never come true.
I wish I had an unlimited amount of time to play video games.
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 10, 2018 20:32:28 GMT
Granted, but the only game you have is Superman 64.
I wish I had a cool tragic backstory.
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Post by Zoska on Mar 11, 2018 2:16:04 GMT
Granted, but the rest of your story will be tragic as well.
I wish I had the ability to shapeshift.
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 11, 2018 2:43:57 GMT
Granted, but every time you sneeze, you turn into a car.
I wish for this wish to be corrupted.
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Flamingo
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 11, 2018 2:48:00 GMT
Granted! Your wish is corrupted, failing in every single way possible.
I wish to live forever.
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 11, 2018 18:20:46 GMT
Granted, but your existence is constant pain.
I wish that I could teleport into videogames.
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Flamingo
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 11, 2018 22:36:37 GMT
Granted, you teleport into a zombie survival game and die in the very first chapter. Who said that you'd be the protagonist of the story?
I wish I could transform bad things into pretzels.
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 11, 2018 22:44:10 GMT
Granted! But those pretzels are evil and will take over the world.
I wish that I had a solid gold toilet seat.
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Post by Pudding on Mar 12, 2018 23:58:07 GMT
Granted! But the seat will always be colder than your freezer.
I wish that I could own a pair of shoes that magically change colors.
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Flamingo
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 13, 2018 1:12:17 GMT
Granted! A pair of shoes that changes between brown, black, grey and beige. Dandy!
I wish to visit the moon.
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 13, 2018 2:55:01 GMT
Granted! Too bad you forgot to bring a spacesuit...
I wish I could read minds.
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Post by Pudding on Mar 13, 2018 3:45:35 GMT
Granted! But you read everybody's mind at once.
I wish I could bake a good cake.
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Flamingo
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 13, 2018 9:31:02 GMT
Granted! But, with no one to share it, the cake might as well be awful.
I wish to be a snail.
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 13, 2018 19:37:17 GMT
Granted. Now you're Salzorrah's pet.
I wish I could time travel.
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Post by Pudding on Mar 13, 2018 19:56:01 GMT
Granted! But you can only go backwards in time, never forward.
I wish to be taller.
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Zoska
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Post by Zoska on Mar 13, 2018 20:05:28 GMT
Granted! You're the last living giant in history.
I wish the stories I wrote could come to life.
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Flamingo
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 13, 2018 22:28:39 GMT
Granted! You regret writing about such subjects as "zombie Apocalypse," however.
I wish to eat a lot of donuts without even caring about my health!
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 13, 2018 22:45:27 GMT
Granted, but you explode after having two.
I wish I could live without ever sleeping.
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Flamingo
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 13, 2018 23:18:13 GMT
Granted! However, your brain certainly doesn't get used to the change, and your body stops functioning after a week. Welps!
I wish I could live underwater.
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Post by Zoska on Mar 14, 2018 0:08:14 GMT
Granted! You regret writing about such subjects as "zombie Apocalypse," however. Not seeing how this corrupts my wish jk jk lol Granted, but you will live your life as a sea slug. I wish England would have decent weather.
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Post by Pudding on Mar 14, 2018 0:25:27 GMT
Granted, but only where ever you're not present.
I wish I had orange juice right about now.
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Flamingo
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 14, 2018 7:58:25 GMT
Granted! You get a glass of orange juice, and, when you try to grab it, it falls and the juice gets spilled all over...
I wish I could be a Bidoof.
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Post by Zoska on Mar 14, 2018 17:57:32 GMT
Granted, but you'll never pass Lv. 5.
I wish I could be the best, like no one ever was.
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Post by Pudding on Mar 14, 2018 20:06:11 GMT
Granted, but to catch them is not your real test, and to train them is not your real cause.
I wish I could sing.
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 14, 2018 21:37:41 GMT
Granted. You can sing; awfully so, but at least you can.
I wish for an army of Bidoof to appear before me.
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 15, 2018 1:36:07 GMT
Granted, but they're totally useless. What did you expect?
I wish I could fly.
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Flamingo
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 15, 2018 9:01:42 GMT
Granted! While flying, you get crashed by a plane... Ouch.
I wish to have a cookie in my hand.
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Post by Pudding on Mar 15, 2018 11:23:00 GMT
Granted! But it is a burnt cookie. Darn.
I wish to be able to control fire (:
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