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Post by The Abbster yo !!!!! 248 on Mar 4, 2018 11:22:28 GMT
Your wish of nothing is granted! However, due to such a monumental change, everything ceases to be
I wish for Jotaro Kubo to beat me up
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Hypurr
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Post by Hypurr on Mar 4, 2018 16:56:16 GMT
Granted, but it's garghelina instead.
I wish I can sit.
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 4, 2018 18:10:07 GMT
Granted, you sit on a bed of spikes, to never stand up again.
I wish to be a building.
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Post by DeusPro on Mar 4, 2018 19:09:38 GMT
Granted, but you are a soon to be demolished building.
I wish to be an F1 car.
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Post by L'Belle on Mar 4, 2018 19:39:06 GMT
Granted, but you'll always drive and never stop.
I wish to end everything.
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 4, 2018 21:02:53 GMT
Granted! That is all.
I wish I had Morgan Freeman for an alarm clock.
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Post by The Abbster yo !!!!! 248 on Mar 4, 2018 21:35:16 GMT
Granted! It's the real deal too! Now you have to pay for double everything
I wish that I could think of something to wish for
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Flamingo
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 4, 2018 21:50:06 GMT
Granted! You think of jumping from a building, for... Some reason. That must definitely hurt!
I wish to be rich!
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Post by DeusPro on Mar 4, 2018 22:46:25 GMT
You are rich, but are incredibly depressed and jump off a building along with Abby.. Yeah, that really must hurt.
I wish to jump off of a building.
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 5, 2018 2:41:36 GMT
Done, but you don't fall down, you fall up, falling forever and forever into the sky.
I wish I could throw up my dinner and eat it all over again.
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Post by DeusPro on Mar 5, 2018 7:11:38 GMT
where ur wish at
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Post by L'Belle on Mar 5, 2018 10:07:56 GMT
I see your wish for someone to wish something which is definitly granted however you will have to get banned now. Seeyou.
I wish for Kitty to make a wish
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 5, 2018 10:25:23 GMT
Granted! She wishes to, um... Wait... Let me see if I can understand this... "Destroy... The... Universe..." well damn that's a wish.
I wish to be a butterfly with a sword!
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Post by L'Belle on Mar 5, 2018 12:32:48 GMT
Granted, but with such short hands, you can't really wield the sword well.
I wish to be a bird.
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Hypurr
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Post by Hypurr on Mar 5, 2018 13:47:36 GMT
Congrats, you're now a bird with clipped wings.
I wish for a phone to explode!
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Post by DeusPro on Mar 5, 2018 15:10:03 GMT
Granted, but it’s very anticlimactic and has no real... boom.
I wish for myself to never be tired
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Post by L'Belle on Mar 5, 2018 15:52:49 GMT
Well you're never tired anymore, but you can't eat and will eventually starve. Rest in piece.
I wish to go to the movies.
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Post by DeusPro on Mar 5, 2018 18:54:48 GMT
Granted, but a large family will burst in and start yelling at fellow family members to wave where they’re at. The family then proceeds to sit down right next to you and ask you out loud if this is the right movie. The mother then turns her phone and turns on its flashlight, and checks her tickets to see if they’re there at the right time. This happens the entire time, and you end up having a horrible time D:
I wish to eat the best Filet Mignon ever.
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Post by L'Belle on Mar 5, 2018 19:46:35 GMT
Granted, but you'll have to buy one every day.
I wish to meet the love of my life.
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Flamingo
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 5, 2018 20:01:24 GMT
Granted, you meet the love of your life! For a brief moment in a random Walmart. Well then...
I wish to turn into a powerful machine of destruction.
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Post by Pudding on Mar 9, 2018 1:51:15 GMT
Granted, but as a machine you will self-destruct if you touch water.
I wish to own a pet rabbit (:
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 9, 2018 2:51:31 GMT
One rabbit from Monty Python, coming up! I hope you brought a holy hand grenade and know how to count to three.
I wish, I wish, with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 9, 2018 4:11:30 GMT
Your wish is granted, but you fall off the dragon in your first try... Gotta polish those skills!
I wish to eat a delicious donut. A lot of them.
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 9, 2018 5:40:58 GMT
Granted, but you turn into Homer Simpson. Doh!
I wish I had a dollar for every brain I don't have.
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Post by SML6 on Mar 9, 2018 18:00:31 GMT
Granted, you have 7 billion dollars, and that money causes inflarion, making it virtually worthless.
I wish I was a potato rolling down the street
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 9, 2018 18:16:59 GMT
Granted! You are squashed by a random passerby... Ouch!
I wish I could be a fairy.
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Post by L'Belle on Mar 9, 2018 18:23:06 GMT
Granted, but you are crushed by a rock. Do you still want to be a fairy?
I wish to have 200 posts.
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 10, 2018 3:06:42 GMT
Granted, but they are all posts insulting the admins, resulting in your immediate ban.
I wish someone appreciated the reference I made earlier.
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 10, 2018 3:13:15 GMT
Granted, but referencing a SpongeBob episode is now illegal in every single corner of this planet. You'll go to jail for a cartoon show.
I wish to eat a soap without feeling disgusted by its taste.
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 10, 2018 5:41:07 GMT
Granted, but the soap makes you go blind. Oops!
I wish I could clear out everyone in a room with the snap of my fingers.
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