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Post by Bardothren on Mar 15, 2018 13:33:20 GMT
Granted, but now you can't touch something without setting it on fire.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
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Post by Zoska on Mar 15, 2018 13:36:26 GMT
Granted, but she has like 10 kids.
I wish I had an unlimited supply of ice cream.
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 15, 2018 17:42:45 GMT
Granted, you are now morbidly fat and die.
I wish I was Batman.
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 15, 2018 19:01:21 GMT
Granted. Have fun with dead parent mental trauma.
I wish I could make good rom hacks.
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Post by Pudding on Mar 15, 2018 20:26:32 GMT
Granted, but somebody keeps stealing them and taking all the credit.
I wish I could meet a Pikachu.
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Post by Zoska on Mar 15, 2018 22:17:21 GMT
Granted, but it'll do nothing but shock you whenever it sees you.
I wish dragons were real.
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 15, 2018 23:28:41 GMT
Granted, you immediately get burnt by one. That hurt.
I wish Bidoof got a Mega.
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Post by Zoska on Mar 16, 2018 0:33:13 GMT
Granted, it has the highest stats of any living pokémon, only knowing the almighty move of Splash.
I wish I could go skydiving.
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 16, 2018 2:01:06 GMT
Granted. Too bad someone replaced your parachute with an anvil.
I wish I knew everything.
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 16, 2018 8:12:12 GMT
Granted, knowing everything fills your mind with dread and desperation, resulting in a never ending despair.
I wish I could cook.
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 16, 2018 14:18:00 GMT
Granted, but gnomes steal everything you make.
Also, ha! I'm already filled with never-ending dread and desperation, so your attempt to corrupt my wish is utterly futile!
*curls up in a corner and sobs himself to sleep*
Anyways... I wish I could make myself happy at will.
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Post by Zoska on Mar 16, 2018 15:55:01 GMT
Granted, but you'll forget everything, including how to function as a human being.
I wish Red Dead Redemption was available on PC.
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 16, 2018 19:29:09 GMT
Granted! Have fun playing a buggy port for fifty bucks.
I wish Undyne will be a playable character in Smash.
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Post by Synth on Mar 16, 2018 22:06:36 GMT
Granted! In seventy years.
I wish there was a Ghost type Eeveelution.
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 16, 2018 22:49:06 GMT
Granted, it's even worse than a Haunter. Welps.
I wish Game Freak would reintroduce Megas.
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 17, 2018 1:58:48 GMT
Granted! Have fun with Mega Turret, Nega Raticate, and Mega Bibar- I mean, Mega Watchog
I wish Typhlosion had a mega.
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 17, 2018 9:15:23 GMT
Joke's on you; I actually like those Pokémon, and I'd be happy if they got Megas. Granted, but it nerfs Typhlosion's necessarily good stats and buffs its bad stats. Basically, something like a reverse Mega Beedrill.
I wish Bibarel were more used in competitive Pokémon battles.
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Post by Pudding on Mar 17, 2018 13:30:13 GMT
Granted! But it will become the only Pokémon used in competitive battles.
I wish I could rule over the cat kingdom.
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Post by Zoska on Mar 17, 2018 14:51:25 GMT
Granted, but because the cats think they own you, they rule over you.
I wish I could have a lifetime supply of salmon.
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 17, 2018 20:45:25 GMT
Granted, but it's all canned and you don't have a can opener.
I wish I had a fridge that's bigger in the inside.
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 18, 2018 10:34:37 GMT
Granted, but you don't have enough money to fill it up, sadly.
I wish I could turn things into cakes.
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 18, 2018 13:47:03 GMT
Granted, but you don't get to eat them.
I wish I could type at a thousand words per second.
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 18, 2018 17:17:39 GMT
Granted, though there's no real use in spouting words that don't form cohesive sentences. In the end, your ability only works for shitposting.
I wish I was a fly.
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 18, 2018 19:46:57 GMT
Granted, but you get eaten by a frog right away.
I wish my hair tasted like cotton candy.
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 19, 2018 17:31:25 GMT
Granted, everyone starts pulling off your hair and eats it.
I wish I could dance.
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Post by Bardothren on Mar 19, 2018 18:16:43 GMT
Granted, but every time you dance, the floor breaks.
I wish I could eat as much as I wanted without gaining any weight.
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 20, 2018 21:01:01 GMT
Granted, your heart simply can't stand the crazy amount of fats and you die.
I wish I could fly.
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Post by Pudding on Mar 27, 2018 20:25:52 GMT
Granted! But you can only fly during your sleep. sleepflight?
I wish I could have pizza delivered to me by a dog.
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Post by Flamingo on Mar 30, 2018 14:18:28 GMT
Granted, the pizza is half-eaten and the dog has tomato sauce all over his face. Whew!
I wish I could have superpowers.
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